𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮? You clicked that link because you have a 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕕, 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓊𝒶𝓁 level of interest in the ADMIN behind the site - 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀, 𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁?

I'm not trying to guilt you. 𝔍𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔤𝔩𝔬𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡. You have 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵 interest in me, I have 🅢🅤🅟🅔🅡🅕🅘🅒🅘🅐🅛 interest in you, as 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 that have happened across 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒕. It doesn't mean we don't 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗. It doesn't mean we don't 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. It just means there's a degree of ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ɪɢɴᴏrᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsᴛrᴜsᴛ between us. You don't learn information you'd be ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠᶠ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ, I don't expose s͙e͙n͙s͙i͙t͙i͙v͙e͙ b͙i͙t͙s͙ o͙f͙ m͙y͙ l͙i͙f͙e͙ to the ƜƖԼƊ ƜƛƧƬЄԼƛƝƊ ƠƑ ƬӇЄ ƖƝƬЄƦƝЄƬ. Didn't I just warn you about this, anyway?

The 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥, though, is that I'm not 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐲 - and more importantly, I did not make this site for you. I made it for me. It is meant to 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭 me, ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ me -

So I'll give you the choice (hell, if you're on mobile, I'm 🅕🅞🅡🅒🅘🅝🅖 🅨🅞🅤) to keep things nice and superficial, and here's any relevant funstuffs you may have wanted from an 'about' page:

Fun facts about ADMIN:

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If you aren't interested in that, well. The other option is to drag the curtains away.